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Gladys the Bag Lady/
Crazy Old Bum


"Hey... hey you. You gonna eat that?"

Here you thought you'd have a nice private party at your home or nearby restaurant and in shambles Gladys, scrounging for food or, better yet, booze. She's not very used to you "high society types" and hasn't quite mastered the concept of "Minnesota nice" so she might insult or harass the guest of honor a bit. But she's got a golden, jazzy voice and a disarming sense of humor which eventually puts everyone at ease. And who knows? Perhaps one of her battered satchels might contain a birthday surprise.
bag lady
If you want, you could also invite her brother (known only as "Crazy Old Bum") or her other brother (also known as Gladys the cross-dressing sibling no one talks about.)

This is a very funny 15 minute singing telegram appearance. We customize the show with personal information about the guest of honor. Tell us funny stories, embarrassing moments, nicknames, hobbies, interests and personality quirks. Our creative comic entertainers will find clever ways to work the information into the show. Yours guests will be extremely pleased with this singing telegram.

The Bag Lady singing telegram is great for birthdays, retirement parties, wedding and baby showers and all occasions. Suitable for restaurants and bars, this bag lady singing telegram is both surprising and enjoyable.

Like most of our performers, Gladys is very willing to take off her clothes for an extra fee. The question is... what lies beneath? Will it be a bikini-clad beauty or a sight even more frightening and outrageous than the fully clothed version? You choose!

This Bag Lady Singing Telegram or Crazy Old Bum Singing Telegram can be upgraded to a comedy strip-o-gram. The entertainer performs a highly comic strip tease revealing unattractive old fashioned long-johns, thankfully hiding an aging lumpy physique or they can transform into an attractve young man or woman wearing boxer shorts or bikini, (no nudity.) Perfect for bachelor and bachelorette parties.

Customer Comments:
Bag Lady
"I just got off the phone with my family and the bag lady just paid them a visit.  Everybody thought it was absolutely hilarious.  It was one of the best things they'd ever seen.  It was just great. I wanted to thank you and let you know how fabulous it was.  If you need a reference you can use me anytime." Ingrid Ostinat

Bag Lady
"Everyone loved it.  The bag-lady was so funny and a great singer too. People are still talking about it.  We will definitely be using you again." Thomas W. Dahms

Stripping Bag Lady
"Hi Mo. Thank you again wonderfully. You are very talented. We really enjoyed your performance." Chris Cox

Customer Comments:
Bag Lady

"I just got off the phone with my family and the bag lady just paid them a visit.  Everybody thought it was absolutely hilarious.  It was one of the best things they'd ever seen.  It was just great. I wanted to thank you and let you know how fabulous it was.  If you need a reference you can use me anytime." Ingrid Ostinat

Bag Lady
"Everyone loved it. The bag-lady was so funny and a great singer too. People are still talking about it. We will definitely be using you again." Thomas W. Dahms

Stripping Bag Lady
"Hi Mo. Thank you again wonderfully. You are very talented. We really enjoyed your performance." Chris Cox

Call to reserve your Party Crasher Singing Telegram today!

612-789-6666
Monday - Friday 9 am - 5 pm CST
apartycrasher@gmail.com

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Party Crashers provides Bag Lady Singing Telegrams and other comic entertainers in Minnesota and western Wisconsin.
A Bag Lady Singing Telegram may be just what you need for your company party or birthday party in Minnesota or Wisconsin. This Bag Lady Singing Telegram is fifteen minutes long and is available in Albertville, Andover, Anoka, Apple Valley, Belle Plain, Bethel, Big Lake, Blaine, Bloomington, Brooklyn Park, Brooklyn Center, Burns, Burnsville, and Buffalo, Minnesota.
This Bag Lady Singing Telegram is also available in Carver, Cambridge, Champlin, Chanhassan, Chaska, Circle Pines, Cologne, Columbia Heights, Coon Rapids, Corcoran, Crystal, Dayton, and Deephaven, Minnesota.
This Bag Lady Singing Telegram has been seen with her shopping cart in East Bethel, Eden Prairie, Edina, Elk River, Elko, Empire, Excelsior, Farmington, Forest Lake, Fridley, Golden Valley, Greenfield, Greenwood, Ham Lake, Hamburg, Hamel, Hanover, Hassan, Hastings, Hilltop, and Hopkins, Minnesota.
Party Crasher's Bag Lady Singing Telegram goes to Independence, Isanti, Jordan, Lakeville, Lexington, Le Sueur, Lindstrom, Lino Lakes, Long Lake, Loretto, Lydia, Maple Grove, Maple Plain, Mayer, Medicine Lake, Medina, Minneapolis, Minnetonka, Minnetonka Beach, Minnetrista, Montgomery, Monticello, Montrose, Mound, and Mounds View, Minnesota.
This very funny Bag Lady Singing Telegram will visit Navarre, New Brighton, New Germany, New Hope, New Market, New Prague, NorthBranch, Norwood, Oak Grove, Orono, Osseo, Otsego, Plymouth, and Prior Lake, Minnesota
The excessive laughter caused by a Bag Lady Singing Telegram can often be heard in Ramsey, Red Wing, Richfield, Robbinsdale, Rockford, Rogers, Rosemount, St. Anthony, St. Bonifacius, St. Croix Beach, St. Francis, St. Louis Park, St. Michael, Saint Paul, St. Paul, Savage,
Scandia-Marine, and Shakopee, Minnesota
This Bag Lady Singing Telegram will travel to Shorewood, South Burnsville, Spring Park, Spring Lake Park, Stillwater, Tonka Bay, Victoria, Waconia, Watertown, Waverly, Wayzata, Webster, White Bear Lake, Winsted, Woodland, Wyoming, Young America, and
Zimmerman, Minnesota.
A Party Crasher Bag Lady Singing Telegram has been sighted in such areas as Hudson, North Hudson, Ellsworth, Burkhardt, River Falls, and Somerset, Wisconsin.