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Captain Jack Sparrow

Fresh off the Black Pearl on shore leave, and a bit dazed from too much sun and rum, Captain Sparrow would like nothing more than to break out in song, which he tends to do when he's had a few. Or when he's confused. Or when he's tired. Well, he likes to sing. What pirate doesn't?

Jack will regale the recipient with tales of the high seas, but his bottle's usually empty, so don't be surprised if he attempts to commandeer some rum.

If you tell us a little about the person you're getting it for, we can pass that info along to Jack, who will do his best to incorporate that information into his performance.

Captain Jack
Pirates like to be informed, of course. He'd be dead already if he wasn't.

Jack will perform for 15 minutes and sing 3 songs, including a pirate shanty or two. That's the longest he can stay upright when he's had this much rum. We cannot guarantee that he'll be able to stay upright or coherent after that.

For an extra fee, Captain Sparrow can be convinced to strip to his skivvies, in a comedic fashion. He has, in fact, done this in public before, and it has yet to get him run out of a bar or restaurant, so rest assured that it would be fine for the fine establishments around here, even if things are a bit different here than the Carribean.

Captain Jack Sparrow is also available for kids parties, corporate events, and meet and greets. For more information please see these pages.

So raise the Jolly Roger and give Jack a little company.

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Party Crashers provides Captain Jack Sparrow Singing Telegrams and other comic entertainers in Minnesota and western Wisconsin.
A Captain Jack Sparrow Singing Telegram may be just what you need for your company party or birthday party in Minnesota or Wisconsin. This Captain Jack Sparrow Singing Telegram is fifteen minutes long and is available in Albertville, Andover, Anoka, Apple Valley, Belle Plain, Bethel, Big Lake, Blaine, Bloomington, Brooklyn Park, Brooklyn Center, Burns, Burnsville, and Buffalo, Minnesota.
This Captain Jack Sparrow Singing Telegram is also available in Carver, Cambridge, Champlin, Chanhassan, Chaska, Circle Pines, Cologne, Columbia Heights, Coon Rapids, Corcoran, Crystal, Dayton, and Deephaven, Minnesota.
This Captain Jack Sparrow Singing Telegram has been seen in East Bethel, Eden Prairie, Edina, Elk River, Elko, Empire, Excelsior, Farmington, Forest Lake, Fridley, Golden Valley, Greenfield, Greenwood, Ham Lake, Hamburg, Hamel, Hanover, Hassan, Hastings, Hilltop, and Hopkins, Minnesota.
Party Crasher's Captain Jack Sparrow Singing Telegram goes to Independence, Isanti, Jordan, Lakeville, Lexington, Le Sueur, Lindstrom, Lino Lakes, Long Lake, Loretto, Lydia, Maple Grove, Maple Plain, Mayer, Medicine Lake, Medina, Minneapolis, Minnetonka, Minnetonka Beach, Minnetrista, Montgomery, Monticello, Montrose, Mound, and Mounds View, Minnesota.
This very funny Captain Jack Sparrow Singing Telegram will visit Navarre, New Brighton, New Germany, New Hope, New Market, New Prague, NorthBranch, Norwood, Oak Grove, Orono, Osseo, Otsego, Plymouth, and Prior Lake, Minnesota
The excessive laughter caused by a Captain Jack Sparrow Singing Telegram can often be heard in Ramsey, Red Wing, Richfield, Robbinsdale, Rockford, Rogers, Rosemount, St. Anthony, St. Bonifacius, St. Croix Beach, St. Francis, St. Louis Park, St. Michael, Saint Paul, St. Paul, Savage,
Scandia-Marine, and Shakopee, Minnesota
This Captain Jack Sparrow Singing Telegram will travel to Shorewood, South Burnsville, Spring Park, Spring Lake Park, Stillwater, Tonka Bay, Victoria, Waconia, Watertown, Waverly, Wayzata, Webster, White Bear Lake, Winsted, Woodland, Wyoming, Young America, and
Zimmerman, Minnesota.
A Party Crasher Captain Jack Sparrow Singing Telegram has been sighted in such areas as Hudson, North Hudson, Ellsworth, Burkhardt, River Falls, and Somerset, Wisconsin.